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TheComputerGuy96
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Italy
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1091
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 45 posted

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Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5593) - you deserved it (25383)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

#14985221 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (6564) - you deserved it (22450)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

#14975268 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (34799) - you deserved it (2897)

On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (20102) - you deserved it (560)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (16591) - you deserved it (2544)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (19373) - you deserved it (14397)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230 (210)

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772 (144)

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On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14945395 (112)

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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841 (128)

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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356 (210)

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121 (191)

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

#13975253 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (1890)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)