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About TheComedyAudio : I love scary movies, heavy metal\screamo music, I play guitar and I'm straight. If you're nice to me, I'm nice to you. Kik me if you wanna talk :) @ThePsychoSunshine
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML
Friday 31 July 2015