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Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32286) - you deserved it (2976)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by ShaunBomb - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML


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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML


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On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML


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On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found that windshield wipers on my car had been stolen. I bought a pair of new ones for around $10 but when I was trying to put them in place, I failed to hold a wiper holder and it slipped down on the windshield, causing cracks. Now I have to replace the windshield which will cost approximately $150. FML

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by absentmindedmoron (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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