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TheButler
  • Town/Country : london, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheButler : errr... i like choclate and im not a douchebag!

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Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9952) - you deserved it (20293)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)



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