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Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17306) - you deserved it (16212)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 10:18am - kids - by lauramarie (woman) - Canada



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