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About TheBigDawg : I'm 28, unemployed, living with my parents, still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me, a virgin, obese, got diabetes and scoliosis, and an Aspie.
(_) I agree, your life sucks
(_) You totally deserved it
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Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Friday 17 October 2014