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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 60102
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TheBigDawg : I'm 28, unemployed, living with my parents, still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me, a virgin, obese, got diabetes and scoliosis, and an Aspie.

(_) I agree, your life sucks
(_) You totally deserved it

Feel like contacting me? is both my e-mail address and my MSN contact. Apparently they've added FML messaging so you can contact me there, too.

Also, I've got my own online channel for, well, whatever I feel like. Video games, movies, TV shows, whatever:

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TheBigDawg's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7894) - you deserved it (44851)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66363) - you deserved it (5158)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (7610)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21465) - you deserved it (5686)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

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