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Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm / Canada / Money
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 1:09pm / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
by hallofail / 10/31/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by embarassedmuch / 10/30/2012 at 12:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lifelike / 10/29/2012 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
by Bratty son / 10/23/2012 at 12:25am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
by fuck gangnam style in the anus / 10/20/2012 at 6:48pm / United States (California) / Money
by satanworshipper / 10/18/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Bug / 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 12:07am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Randolph / 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by lonelygirl / 10/14/2012 at 8:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
by bbbbb / 10/14/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 7:37am / United States / Kids
- Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room,… Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man… Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart…