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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20874) - you deserved it (2593)

On 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm - misc - by elena02 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (1366)

On 11/19/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by anonynomi - United States (California)

Today, my boss asked me if I'd realized that "I support ISIS" was written on the bottom of my water bottle. The bottle was a gift from my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22456) - you deserved it (1648)

On 11/18/2015 at 7:52pm - work - by Secret Isis supporter (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12779) - you deserved it (24373)

On 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm - misc - by mmoments - United States

Today, I got married. The minister pronounced us husband and wife using our first names. Except he used my husband's ex-wife's name. I happened to glance at my mother-in-law who was almost in tears from laughing so hard. FML

Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20503) - you deserved it (2332)

On 11/05/2015 at 10:31am - misc - by GoldenSteve - United States (Texas)

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (1545)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:26am - misc - by racello13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (2696)

On 11/02/2015 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I now need to include in my prerequisites for a potential date, "Must not pull a knife out on one of my guy friends for hugging me." I'm so done with online dating. FML

Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22900) - you deserved it (4015)

On 10/30/2015 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by not anymore (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25945) - you deserved it (1621)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25613) - you deserved it (5403)

On 10/13/2015 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by luckygirl - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

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