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  • Town/Country : Banglapore, Chindia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 133
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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (122387) - you deserved it (22240)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98612) - you deserved it (14096)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54657) - you deserved it (35090)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)