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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheAftermath : I love guitars.

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Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25098) - you deserved it (3165)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46720) - you deserved it (6636)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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