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About Thatonemikeguy : I'm that one guy, from that one place. Have a good day, creepers

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Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

#20738351
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46057) - you deserved it (8446)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML

#20601228
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44850) - you deserved it (4460)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (33398)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:51am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

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114 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML

#20426934
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I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (4641)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)



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