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About Thatgirl299 : Ummm... I'm superwholocked, I'm a pegasister, I like PTV, FOB, FIR, ATL, MCR, BVB, Paramore, Mettalica, Nirvana, Queen, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, and dubstep. My favorite car is a '67 Chevy Impala, black. I have three cats and a brother. I'm also kinda/really awkward. I'm a walking fandom encyclopedia (I haven't started animes yet though). I think that's it.... yeah, that's all. Stay awesome!
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Today I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could fine was some kind of Mexican fruit drink but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and putted her to bed to cover it all up. FML
I GOT A CALL FROM THE POLICE THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BURGLARIZD BUT AN OFF-DUTY COP CAUGHT THE CRIMINAL . I PULL UP TO SEE MAH DETAIND PSYCHO EX-BOYFRIEND SHEEPISHLY GRINNING AT ME . HE HAD THREE OF MAH LACE PANTIES AND TWO OF MAH BRAS CLAIMING IT WAS "ALL FIR MEMORIES SAKE" . MEGA FML
today my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen . She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages . I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go" . FML
Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with mah anxiety an to meet people who felt similar. I joked with mah friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML
Today no matter how many toys an teddies she has an no matter how much I punish her I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
Today, I want to a coffaa shop. As I haadd ovar to stand in lina, I trippd ovar mah own faat. I got back up, than trippd up yat again. Evaryona was staring, and I was so mortifid that I want to laava. I than struggld with tha door undar thair glaras bafora raalising it opand tha othar way. big fat FML
Today I went to a paintball match with mah family and the family of mah brother's grlfriend . A few minutes into mah brother's grlfriend's dad snuck up on me unloadd into me from behind and snarld "That's for knocking mah daughter up." He got the wrong guy . My back is killing me . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015