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  • Town/Country : Rome, Italy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 October 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 364
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Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28818) - you deserved it (16187)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50305) - you deserved it (9601)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23113) - you deserved it (8373)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7367) - you deserved it (17334)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19013) - you deserved it (1588)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)



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