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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1641
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ThatWeirdGurl : Hey! I'm an animal advocate and vegetarian. Don't hesitate to message me :)

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ThatWeirdGurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML


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On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML


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On 02/12/2015 at 11:25am - love - by Vampire Teabag - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML


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On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after months of looking at cribs and picking out the perfect one for my unborn daughter, the store informed me that they no longer make that crib, even though the model is right there on the sales floor. I had to leave as my hormones got the best of me and I started bawling. FML

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML


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On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 9:40am - misc - by tallguy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML


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On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

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