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ThatSlappinBass
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
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About ThatSlappinBass : Music lover, bass guitarist, and keyboardist.
Music makes the world go round, so why make shitty music?

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Today, my roommate told me that she wants to get some of those "My Family" stickers for her car. She's single and has no children. What does she want to get? One for her, and one for her goldfish. Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligent things she's said all week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19718) - you deserved it (2173)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by dumbass for a flatmate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15777) - you deserved it (28822)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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