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ThatOtherMegan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3301
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About ThatOtherMegan : A-levels. Science fanatic. Weird accent. TV. Books. Movies. Nouns. Vague reference. Some Band. Inspirational Quote. Witty final comment.

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Today, I wrote a long wall post on mah teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deletd it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including wat was written on the post? FML

#3389905
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8015) - you deserved it (81687)

On 07/01/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by Sallyfromtheseashore (woman) - United States (California)

Today I found out mah mom paid mah best friend $20 to be mah friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132699) - you deserved it (7357)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227238)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281890) - you deserved it (149043)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (374713) - you deserved it (19025)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439708) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (95436)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (497993) - you deserved it (31014)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729463) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92222) - you deserved it (27527)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365924) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (618241) - you deserved it (38217)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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