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ThatOtherMegan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3720
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About ThatOtherMegan : A-levels. Science fanatic. Weird accent. TV. Books. Movies. Nouns. Vague reference. Some Band. Inspirational Quote. Witty final comment.

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ThatOtherMegan's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45609) - you deserved it (6089)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (3917)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14817) - you deserved it (33870)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14817) - you deserved it (33870)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14817) - you deserved it (33870)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (14931)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (14931)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22050) - you deserved it (43604)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51727) - you deserved it (26996)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41281) - you deserved it (3828)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34013) - you deserved it (2666)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14202) - you deserved it (55199)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47865) - you deserved it (16366)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39380) - you deserved it (24339)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML



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