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ThatOtherMegan
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2887
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About ThatOtherMegan : A-levels. Science fanatic. Weird accent. TV. Books. Movies. Nouns. Some Band. Inspirational Quote

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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ThatOtherMegan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (32602)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (14195)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (14195)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21949) - you deserved it (43450)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49567) - you deserved it (25945)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39430) - you deserved it (3689)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33843) - you deserved it (2654)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13385) - you deserved it (53116)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (16158)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37656) - you deserved it (23442)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48156) - you deserved it (3786)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

#14397840
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8995) - you deserved it (38747)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - health - by infected - Denmark

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44991) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada



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