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ThatOtherMegan

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ThatOtherMegan

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About ThatOtherMegan : Megan. Instruments. A-levels. Biology. Chemistry. Physics. Maths. Anxiety. TV. Books. Movies. Nouns. Some Band. Inspirational Quote<3. Sarcasm. Witty final comment.

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ThatOtherMegan's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16091) - you deserved it (24854) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31190) - you deserved it (2955)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (1713)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31317) - you deserved it (4231)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35890) - you deserved it (3168)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34723) - you deserved it (4822)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45834) - you deserved it (4040)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37434) - you deserved it (1953)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

#16779539
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26166) - you deserved it (4287)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43952) - you deserved it (5924)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (3751)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12777) - you deserved it (30716)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12777) - you deserved it (30716)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12777) - you deserved it (30716)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26792) - you deserved it (14010)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States



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