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ThatOtherMegan
  • Town/Country : Northern Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ThatOtherMegan : Welcome Stalker! Why are you on my profile...?

Hi, I'm Megan, and I'm your basic nerd, and I plan on becoming a doctor. I love Doctor Who, Harry Potter, all things Marvel and Criminal Minds. I hate new things and change. I love My Chemical Romance, Meatloaf, Aerosmith, and The Killers.I play piano, fiddle, guitar, ukelele and alto saxophone.

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Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16023) - you deserved it (24755) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31050) - you deserved it (2950)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32023) - you deserved it (1707)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29645) - you deserved it (4067)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (3159)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31306) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43025) - you deserved it (3809)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37212) - you deserved it (1945)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

#16779539
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42913) - you deserved it (5851)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22217) - you deserved it (3535)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (30607)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (30607)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (30607)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25552) - you deserved it (13585)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States



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