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ThatOneDude
  • Town/Country : houston
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 445
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5623) - you deserved it (16610)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41195) - you deserved it (1513)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34576) - you deserved it (5626)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by ragsy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut M&M's at work when I exclaimed "oh cool they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes but I did eventually realize that I was looking at a regular M&M sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9296) - you deserved it (53831)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (39048) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (10792) - you deserved it (81582)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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