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ThatGuyRory
  • Town/Country : Scotland, UK
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  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ThatGuyRory : Rory. 18. UK.
I hate this website, but I'm bored.

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Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35061) - you deserved it (6729)

On 10/26/2013 at 3:48pm - money - by fuckyouverymuch - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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