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Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
by ilovechickens / 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Animals
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
by LassieToe / 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML
by mazzer / 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by barri / 12/16/2009 at 2:28am / Costa Rica (San Jose) / Miscellaneous
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