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About ThatDancer : Hi. I'm Brittany. ♡ I love dance. Brunettes do it best ;)
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Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
Friday 19 September 2014