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ThatDancer
  • Town/Country : Wonderland ????
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 220
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About ThatDancer : Hi. I'm Brittany. ♡ I love dance. Brunettes do it best ;)

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Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46562) - you deserved it (2413)

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