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by anon / 04/28/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
by ouch / 04/28/2012 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
by Aus / 04/26/2012 at 10:43am / United States / Love
by Wrongword / 04/17/2012 at 6:52am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
by claudio117 / 04/08/2012 at 5:16am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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