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Tesaatje

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Tesaatje

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  • Town/Country : Vlist, Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 759
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tesaatje : 17 years old / love dancing / the netherlands

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Tesaatje's favorite FMLs

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28778) - you deserved it (2864)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40422) - you deserved it (5303)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

#224033
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50910) - you deserved it (6856)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by oconron (man) - United States (Virginia)



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