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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 718
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tesaatje : I'm a 15 year old girl. I have lived my whole life in holland. Soo sorry for the bad english or american or anything haha! I like to dance. :D And I want to live in America when I'm older.

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Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (2686)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by oconron (man) - United States (Virginia)

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