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About Tesaatje : I'm a 15 year old girl. I have lived my whole life in holland. Soo sorry for the bad english or american or anything haha! I like to dance. :D And I want to live in America when I'm older.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML
Friday 17 October 2014