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Termanator141

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Termanator141

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Termanator141 : dude
teen
mcr
bvb
greenday
red hot chili peppers
paramore
foo fighters
this is my life
message me if you wanna talk

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Termanator141's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91854) - you deserved it (10440)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (135429)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54927) - you deserved it (318506)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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