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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24730
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70098) - you deserved it (8419)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84114) - you deserved it (26770)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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