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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tempest151 : Fml's cheer me up. I'm a specialized mechanic. I like the mountains more than the beach. My dog is the world to me, I have many hobbies just like everyone, I don't feel like listing all of them. Message me if you want to talk shit.

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Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (58837)

On 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by cane - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22874) - you deserved it (104171)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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