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Tektite

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4579
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Tektite : *Waves*

Tektite's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 12 hours ago<b>gimmeyourtots</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Rintarok5</b> - yesterday at 6:07pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 4:24am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:03pm<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 1:24am<b>ABlindMan</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 5:26pm<b>salii321</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:55pm<b>YDISM</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 10:44pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 9:09pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:03am<b>stryggzy</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:29am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:29pm<b>Bravewolf</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:33pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:19am<b>hfmayo</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:10pm<b>jansdrs</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 8:08am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 3:47pm

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - 6 hours ago<b>captain_hero89</b> - yesterday at 9:54am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:29pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 4:21am<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:40am<b>Shazra</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:28am<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:00pm<b>noahg45</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 1:41pm

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Tektite's favorite FMLs

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

by iailwkrb / 02/26/2009 at 11:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love