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Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML
by iailwkrb / 02/26/2009 at 11:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…