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Tektite

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4755
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Tektite : *Waves*

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 10:11am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:35am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 3:07am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 4:16pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 12:52pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 7:20am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 2:25pm<b>oreowaffie</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 10:01am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 9:45am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 10:43pm<b>hellobobismyname</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 4:15pm<b>rogerover</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:38pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 10:03am<b>welder26</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 8:57am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 4:28am<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:35am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:33pm<b>littlebuck84</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 2:54am

Fucked!<b>Arnoud</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 10:10pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 7:48pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:38pm<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 8:33pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 3:38pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 1:57pm<b>arano</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 1:37pm<b>hussien</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 1:00am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 5:48pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 4:31pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:26am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:17am<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:54am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:29pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 4:21am<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:40am<b>Shazra</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:28am<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:00pm

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Tektite's favorite FMLs

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

by wellthisisawkward80 / 11/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

by maninpain / 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm / Kenya / Love

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

by Laura / 10/08/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Work

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

by wags34 / 08/22/2011 at 10:57am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals

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Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

by John / 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation