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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 326756
  • Number of comments : 444
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

#946704
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I agree, your life sucks (148873) - you deserved it (21693)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (246053) - you deserved it (32272)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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