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Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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