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About TehShowstopper : Who am I? How did I get here? What am I doing?... Country music, trucks and fast cars, movies, and tennis; about what my life consists of these days... College Sophomore... Born and raised in the country, living in the city.
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Friday 22 May 2015