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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TehShowstopper : Who am I? How did I get here? What am I doing?... Country music, trucks and fast cars, movies, and tennis; about what my life consists of these days... College Sophomore... Born and raised in the country, living in the city.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21619) - you deserved it (11881)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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