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TehParteh

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TehParteh

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 827
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13963) - you deserved it (24842)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8169) - you deserved it (30693)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58761) - you deserved it (3191)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58761) - you deserved it (3191)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10969) - you deserved it (27119)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21936) - you deserved it (8274)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

#19519043
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11193) - you deserved it (31869)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

#19514086
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24413) - you deserved it (1886)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by jack - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML

#19513713
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17309) - you deserved it (1500)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by whirlednews - United States

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24679) - you deserved it (2933)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21943) - you deserved it (1627)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13940) - you deserved it (36340)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25417) - you deserved it (9470)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML



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