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TehGinga94
  • Town/Country : Fairport, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TehGinga94 : I love to read FMLs, and I might even post a few.

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)



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