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Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

#19655658
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21334) - you deserved it (6867)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37833) - you deserved it (5040)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23425) - you deserved it (4757)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27561) - you deserved it (2921)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14212) - you deserved it (51261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
162 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
263 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
136 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29146) - you deserved it (19046)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
215 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
305 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)



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