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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

#13934801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27147) - you deserved it (3645)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (4535)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15732) - you deserved it (53087)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

#13884860
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28333) - you deserved it (2296)

On 11/18/2010 at 3:37am - misc - by race (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (17146)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (17146)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

#13873567
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (5260)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28239) - you deserved it (4586)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10758) - you deserved it (25115)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

#13801774
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3043)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML

#13784109
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6379) - you deserved it (29610)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39008) - you deserved it (6995)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

#13777689
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38530) - you deserved it (6903)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34685) - you deserved it (3477)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

#13736205
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27195) - you deserved it (4968)

On 11/06/2010 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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