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  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 1:20am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 4:51pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:47pm<b>EnigMind</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:43pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 1:25am<b>Demonking</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 8:07am<b>norzkenolzn</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 2:10pm<b>Girosrabing</b> - the 07/31/2013 at 4:36am<b>adam97</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 11:03am<b>nitrams</b> - the 04/27/2013 at 6:21pm<b>brady88</b> - the 04/16/2013 at 11:03pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 3:47am<b>LilAfo</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 4:42pm<b>quepasaguapo</b> - the 10/24/2010 at 10:14pm<b>MisterWilly</b> - the 10/24/2010 at 1:03pm<b>FFML_314</b> - the 09/29/2010 at 2:58am<b>Horde</b> - the 09/15/2010 at 8:28am<b>poisonivyface</b> - the 07/18/2010 at 5:38pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:47pm

Tearing's FML badges

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Tearing's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 9:48pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

by bevo / 08/25/2010 at 10:09pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

by Wawawiwa / 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm / Namibia (Windhoek) / Intimacy

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

by Lana / 07/20/2010 at 8:43am / Austria (Wien) / Work

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation