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Tdrizzzzzly
  • Town/Country : California, Yessir
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Tdrizzzzzly : I know I only go to people's profiles when I think they're funny or stupid.... So I'm probably one of those!

If you want to know something about me, I go to college and play baseball.

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Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16922) - you deserved it (1068)

On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53383) - you deserved it (418677)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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