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TaylorRenee444
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1214
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

#18198987
155 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
96 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
58 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862
320 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

#18192690
117 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
321 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794
119 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
149 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
93 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
69 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
70 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

#18172214
65 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 7:17am - animals - by dre_bro11 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
274 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

#18167673
126 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved



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