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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1614
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31801) - you deserved it (4197)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (74116)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7079) - you deserved it (99169)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

#18216815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (4947)

On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (7295)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28364) - you deserved it (5524)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13780) - you deserved it (29785)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

#18207417
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (8875)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (4740)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43436) - you deserved it (6349)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30193) - you deserved it (4839)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36169) - you deserved it (2950)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
127 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48922) - you deserved it (6246)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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