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TaylorRenee444

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4227
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16295) - you deserved it (36189)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17149) - you deserved it (43208)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41373) - you deserved it (3628)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38505) - you deserved it (31294)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34864) - you deserved it (2854)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (6604)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36973) - you deserved it (8452)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42878) - you deserved it (6064)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (4879)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36645) - you deserved it (6917)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37363) - you deserved it (19311)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13538) - you deserved it (59254)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38180) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24834) - you deserved it (3333)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24669) - you deserved it (3931)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States



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