Tattooed_Blonde

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About Tattooed_blonde

My name is Megan-Jade And I would be a better serial killer than you. I swear, I get inked and I drink. I party and get so wasted that I can't see straight. I wish I was five again, so I would have a better reason to get barbie naked. I don't care about how wonderful you are. Music is my fuck drug. Grow a brain and say more than just "sup." I laugh loud and hard... It's pretty fucking annoying. I love nature and the nature of people, you never cease to amaze me.

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