i am engaged to a girl who lives in SC 4000 miles away from me, but i love her and always will, soon will be together,
i love blues/metal/rock music. im also a nice guy :)
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to rub my turtle's anus with a wet Q-tip, which is supposed to help with his constipation. I think he liked it. FML
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On 06/02/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by haniii (woman) - United States (California)
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