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Taravampire
  • Town/Country : Arlington, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Taravampire : I really hate school but i love books and I am currently writing one at the moment.

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Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (7178) - you deserved it (14892)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (19630) - you deserved it (4093)

On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (1431)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really hot guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it so I swiped it quickly ten times before getting frustrated and saying "your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

#6741801 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (2946) - you deserved it (22065)

On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (4002)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a bee flew in my car so I swerved off the road and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice I fled the scene. Later my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

#6255254 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (3648) - you deserved it (26171)

On 11/11/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Sybil90 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

#6222787 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (27417) - you deserved it (3202)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

#6217661 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (5637) - you deserved it (29431)

On 11/08/2009 at 8:08pm - kids - by Dan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

#6078140 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (24138) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML

#5987362 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (30324) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

#5716495 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (8906) - you deserved it (26331)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

#5364487 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (2219)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)