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Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6717) - you deserved it (20809)

On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (171706) - you deserved it (24835)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)



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