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Tang35
  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Tang35 : Well hey there! hahah i dont really no wat to say, obviously im a girl, i play soccer, guitar, basketball, i go kayaking and love to do outdoor sports. i plan learning to snowboard this winter! WOOHOO :) im so pumped! my life is full of quirky things so feel free to read my embarrassing moments and comment on them :)

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (6024)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324 (342)

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (15287)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

#13223022 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (7431) - you deserved it (16628)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235 (456)

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (19828)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (7290)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669 (208)

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On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML

#9181615 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (13223) - you deserved it (2668)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:24am - intimacy - by burgeee - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560 (245)

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

#8972575 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (13993) - you deserved it (1485)

On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (15362) - you deserved it (14942)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

#8781729 (178)

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On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

#8583652 (151)

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On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

#8507226 (113)

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

#8466183 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (5716) - you deserved it (25611)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (17642) - you deserved it (3294)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)