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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 957
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
171 comments

Today, somaona postad photos from a party I was at. On aach photo I'm posing in with a grl, mah hand looool is not touching har, but is hovaring ovar har lika soma craapy wardo losar. My Facabook nicknama is now of coursa "Hovar Hand." FML

#20171594
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7665) - you deserved it (19937)

On 11/20/2012 at 9:37pm - misc - by Hover Hand (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18799) - you deserved it (16340)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML

#20155904
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42193) - you deserved it (1935)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WAS BITCHED OUT BY MY SUPERVISOR BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF "CUSTOMER SERVICE" SKILLS. I WORK AT A JAIL AND ALL MY "CUSTOMERS" R CRIMINALS. FML

#20152272
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22792) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I'm at home , sick with walking pneumonia an a raging UTI. Every time I cough , I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel an garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

#20145285
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (1377)

On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29280) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (2926)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40763)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway !! That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside mah apartment complex 4 two hours, claiming to be mah "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29743) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are looool deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

#20134163
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22487) - you deserved it (2960)

On 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Yesterday fir the second time I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months . I'd previously met him last night while he was mugging me . FML

#20120711
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40603) - you deserved it (2981)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide an go seek . I trid to jump behind the armchair, but it tippd, an I hit my head into the wind chimes, rippd the curtain rod from the wall, an smashd my knee into the wall . I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shoutd, "I knowhere you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (5352)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)



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