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TameGeek

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TameGeek

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TameGeek : I mean, seriously, do you want to read the bio of a guy who chose "TameGeek" as his username? Let's try the dictionary. We're talking about a domesticated and socially inept person with an eccentric devotion to a particular interest, in this geek's case software development. Yep. That pretty much sums it up.

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Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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