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About TameGeek : I mean, seriously, do you want to read the bio of a guy who chose "TameGeek" as his username? Let's try the dictionary. We're talking about a domesticated and socially inept person with an eccentric devotion to a particular interest, in this geek's case software development. Yep. That pretty much sums it up.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML
Monday 30 November 2015