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Tamaraxxx
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 May 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 117
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Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (26226)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

#15084705 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (19772) - you deserved it (2501)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

#15039071 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (20640) - you deserved it (3267)

On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

#15035621 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (24887) - you deserved it (3889)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (6000)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (31970) - you deserved it (3237)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML

#15017196 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (26391) - you deserved it (2618)

On 02/17/2011 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Faluna (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (37476) - you deserved it (4063)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (25890) - you deserved it (2145)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

#15012156 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (6410) - you deserved it (32983)

On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

#14998029 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (37824) - you deserved it (2815)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

#14991299 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (23116) - you deserved it (2172)

On 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by bitchasaurusrex (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (37529) - you deserved it (10100)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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