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Talooka
  • Town/Country : Michigan, Waffles
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  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Talooka : I like to make people laugh. That's it. And cows. Lots and lots of cows. YouTube: http://bit.ly/TalookaTube Twitter: @TalookaBadooka Instagram: @talooka

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Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17643) - you deserved it (3416)

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